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me: *meets someone new*
in my head: *slot machine rolling what kind of personality i should present to this one*
(via tajamahals)
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- if you are a vegan
- great!
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
- i
- will
- eat
- you
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
